here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
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the best tumblr has to offer
definitely worth $1.1 billion
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- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
don’t even like paramore but this gif is fucking awesome
I’m sorry but how can you NOT like paramore ?
dat ass
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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When you were younger and a friend came round
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
It’s still like this.
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