chickensandwich:

how she do that

(Source: neachi, via goopy-carbonara)

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

(Source: elfi3, via obeydowney)

arseangel:

i cAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

[x]

(via howthemightyfall)

sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

(Source: fuck-this-imhungry, via aroundthesunlikeateddybear)

  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*

darkwashskinnyjeans:

Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.

(via howthemightyfall)

dear-melina-count-me-in:

duce-juice:

cl0thes0ff:

don’t even like paramore but this gif is fucking awesome

I’m sorry but how can you NOT like paramore ?

dat ass

(Source: edwin-dubstep, via joshfranceschisawmytits)

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via loverswithouta-history)

When you were younger and a friend came round

knoblauchzwiebel:

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

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The next couple of hours:

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When their parents came to collect them:

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“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

 

It’s still like this.

(via sherlockxjohnfangirl)